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Wedding SURGE! - Brain Pain Fanfictions-OW, my head! My eyes!

elvenmoonOct. 20th, 2004 04:55 pm Wedding SURGE!

Title: PokeWedding [look for it at www.thepokemontower.com under Ash/Misty Love, since I can't provide an exact link]

Author: Aeris1172

Fandom: Pokemon

Characters involved: Ash, Misty, regular cast, Serge (some guy Misty's sister is engaged to), a Mary Sue named Riddel

What It Is About: Misty becomes a bridesmaid in her sister Violet's wedding. At the wedding, catastrophy and "hilarity" takes place when people learn what her nickname is [Flamey]

Pairing(s): Ash/Misty angst, mush

Warnings: Be prepared to have to read really hard to try to figure out what's going on!

Reasons: It hurts. Is the word "Flamey" really that funny?! Plus, everyone is incredibly out of character, for one (Ash can be mean, but he's not CRUEL!)

Sample:



Riddel: Sorry Misty.”

Misty: Apology accepted… Corndog!” Riddel dropped her jaw.

Riddel: Oh god. You remember my nickname… Flamey!” Misty smiled.

Misty: Come on let’s watch guys kill each other over the garter belt!” They rushed out to see all the guys still standing in the middle of the floor “talking”. All they heard was blah, blah, blah. They sat back down and Riddel ate the rest of her cake. ZHOOM! The garter belt flew through the air and landed on Ash’s head. He jumped up yelling.

Ash: Ahhh! Get it off me! Get it off! Get it off!” He threw the garter belt off his head and onto the table. Riddel started laughing wildly and so did Misty.

Serge: Okay. Well, you know what to do Ash Ketchum!”

Ash: Huh? I do?” Serge and all the other men laughed loudly and annoyingly.

Violet: Oh boy Serge, it looks like he’s never been to a wedding!” Ash shook his head no.

Serge: Hah, hah, hah! You have to put it on the girl’s leg that caught the bouquet! Of course.” Misty’s jaw dropped. Ash’s eye flinches and he freaks out. Ash thinks me? Uh, let me think. NO WAY! This is just wrong. Misty is thinking No way he is going to touch me!

Violet: COME ON GUYS! Are you afraid of touching her leg, Ash? Think you’re going to get cooties or something?”

Misty: Um, I had rather not let him even get near any part of my body! Umm, let Riddel be the one that caught it!” She shoves the bouquet into Riddel’s arms.

Violet: Misty, it doesn’t work that way! Do it or I will tell everyone your nickname!” Misty freaks out and grabs Ash by his wrist pulling him over to the chair. She sits down and puts her hands in between her thighs, holding down her dress.

Ash: Is your nickname THAT embarrassing?”

Misty: Yeah. It is. I don’t want to do this, but hurry UP!”

Ash turns his head away from up her skirt and puts the garter belt on her leg. Everyone cheered like crazy.

Violet: Thanks for falling for that, Misty! Anyways her nickname is…” Riddel interrupts.

Riddel: Excuse me, but, you said do it OR ELSE I will tell everyone your nickname and she did it so…” Violet shrugs.

Violet: Oh well. She’ll get over it. Everyone, her nickname is… FLAMEY!” Everyone laughed totally and completely wild. Even Ash was rolling on the floor laughing. Riddel was just angry and she looked at Misty who was blushing like her deepest darkest secret had just been told at that wedding. Misty freaked out.

Misty: WELL YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY?! VIOLET’S NICKNAME IS CHICKEN POTPIE!” The laughing got louder.

Serge: Nice comeback but mine is better. Hey! At least she’s MY chicken potpie, little miss FLAMEY!” The laughing got even LOUDER. Misty stood up to walk back to the table, but when she stood up she tripped over Ash.

Misty: Waaaa!” Misty stood up and brushed her dress off. She went into her room, took the garter belt off and put it in her dresser drawer. Misty thought, Boy, that Ash had some guts to trip me. Oh, he will pay the price, that little rat.

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Comments:

From:rosehiptea
Date:October 20th, 2004 02:34 pm (UTC)
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Well, wasn't that... special. Nobody's in character to me either, even Ash. (And who is Ridell and why is she even there?)

Is that Lieutenant Surge who seems to be married to Violet? Now that's a weird pairing. I'd rather hear that story than this one.
From:rosehiptea
Date:October 20th, 2004 02:35 pm (UTC)
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Oh, I see from your note that Ridell is a Mary Sue. Silly me. I guess she's a "get the characters together" Sue though as Ash and Misty travelled together in the forest for years I fail to see the need for a Sue to match them up. Gah.
From:kagata
Date:October 20th, 2004 04:20 pm (UTC)

oh my

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There really is nothing funny about those nicknames at all. Definitely not to make everyone suddenly "laughed totally and completely wild".
Flamey and Chicken Potpie. I'm almost curious as to how "Aeris1172" decided upon these but frightened of the reason all the same.
From:kos_mos_04
Date:October 13th, 2005 01:42 am (UTC)

OH MY GOD XDDD

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Holy shit, that's my story. GOD. I was like 10 when I wrote that! XD THAT BLOWS!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD