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elvenmoonOct. 25th, 2004 12:34 am Do Digimon eat lasagna?

Title: Calling All Housepets!

Author: Cave Cat

Fandom: Garfield, Digimon (a scary combination!)

Characters involved: Garfield, Odie, Nermal, Arlene, Floyd, Max, Digimon cast

What It Is About: Garfield and friends are sucked into the computer after Jon's wry attempt at fixing it. So, they end up in the Digimon World.

Pairing(s): None?

Warnings: G

Reasons: Sentences don't flow right - plus a crossover of this kind is rather evil and wrong, don't you think?


Garfield, Odie, Nermal, Arlene, Floyd, and Max continued on through the forest but they still couldn't find any sign of anyone living in this very strange and bizarre country. "I can't believe that we haven't found anyone to help us out," Odie said in anger. "Don't be upset, Odie. I'm sure that there'll be someone here to help us out," Arlene said. Suddenly, the 6 housepets heard voices off in the distance so they ran off to find the source of the voices. They hid behind some bushes and peeked out to see 6 children having a picnic with two bizarre creatures. The children were 5 boys and 1
girl. "What are they doing?" Max asked quietly. "They look like they're having some kind of picnic," Garfield said. The housepets still looked at the kids from behind the bushes and examined them a bit. The first boy wore a red overshirt, a yellow shirt underneath with a bizarre symbol, brown pants, and a pair of goggles on his head, the second boy wore a navy blue overshirt, a yellow shirt, a pair of black pants, and a blue and brown bandanna on his head, the third boy wore a white shirt, a pair of khaki pants, and a large orange hat on his head, the girl wore a blue and white striped shirt that went down to her stomach, a purple overshirt, a purple skirt, and a purple hat on her head, the fourth boy wore a blue jumpsuit with yellow pockets and cuffs and he was overweight, and the final boy wore a green shirt over a magenta shirt and a pair of white pants. The two creatures were sitting with the 6 kids. One creature looked like a cross between a duck and a monkey with white skin, a gray beak, black eyes, a bump on its head, little black fingers, and a pink belt around its waist and the other creature looked like a kangaroo-
bunny with gold-yellow skin, rabbit-like ears, eyes that were closed, and a pair of red pants with footies on the bottoms of the pant legs. "I spy cheeseburgers," Nermal said. "I see strawberry cheesecake," Floyd said. "Is that carrotcake? I like carrotcake," Max said. "Look at that, they've even got corn on the cob and algae-wrapped sushi," Odie said. "Yuck!" The other housepets said in disgust. "I like sushi wrapped in algae," Odie countered. "If only we could get those kids to see us and give us some food and help us get back home, but how?" Arlene asked. "I've got an idea, guys," Garfield
said. The 6 housepets huddled together so they could hear Garfield's plan.

The 6 kids were still having their picnic when they suddenly heard a bunch of barks, meows, and squeaks blast out from the bushes. They ran over to see what all the commotion was. It was the housepets and they were singing the song, 'How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?' using their own dialects by meowing, barking, and squeaking. The song went:

All: Bark, Meow, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Bark, Meow, Squeak, Meow, Squeak

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Meow, Squeak, Bark, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow, Squeak

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow, Bark, Bark, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Squeak, Bark, Meow, Bark, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Meow, Bark, Squeak, Bark, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow, Bark, Squeak

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Meow, Squeak, Bark, Meow, Squeak, Bark, Meow

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Bark, Squeak, Meow, Squeak, Meow, Bark, Meow, Squeak, Bark, Meow

Odie: Bark! Bark!

All: Bark, Meow, Squeak, Bark, Squeak, Meow, Squeak, Bark!

After the housepets got done singing the song, they suddenly heard clapping and they looked up to see the 6 kids clapping since they enjoyed watching the housepets singing really good. "Wow, that was a great song you guys sang," The goggle-headed boy said. "Thank you, it's kinda a talent that we all have," Garfield said. "Can you please tell us what your names are?" The bandanna-headed boy asked. "Sure. My name's Garfield and these are my friends, Odie, Nermal, Floyd, Arlene, and Max," Garfield said while introducing himself and pointing at the other housepets one by one while introducing them. The kids also introduced themselves. The goggle-headed boy introduced himself as Takuya Kanbara, the Legendary Warrior of Flame, the bandanna-headed boy introduced himself as Koji Minamoto, the Legendary Warrior of Light, the fat boy introduced himself as JP Shibayama, the Legendary Warrior of Thunder, the girl introduced herself as Zoe Orimoto, the Legendary Warrior of Wind, the little boy introduced himself as Tommy Himi, the Legendary Warrior of Ice, and the black-haired boy introduced himself as Kouichi Kimura, the Legendary Warrior of Darkness. The two creatures also introduced themselves aftwards. The duck-monkey creature introduced himself as Bokomon, Keeper of the Book and the kangaroo-bunny creature introduced himself as Neemon, Keeper of his
Pants. "We've been wondering. Could we trouble you guys for some food? Because we're starving," Floyd said. "Yeah, we'd really appreciate it if you let us join you guys in your picnic," Arlene said. "Sure thing. The more, the merrier," Takuya said. The housepets were very grateful for their new friends' kindness that they all went back to the picnic blanket and resumed their picnic.

To Be Continued....

Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: "The Song of Jigglypuff" Totally Pokemon

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Date:October 25th, 2004 01:44 am (UTC)

This is brain explody. . .

Garfield and Digimon? What's next, Baby Blues and Gundam Wing mpreg?
Date:May 2nd, 2005 07:36 am (UTC)
I think that's one of the funniest crossovers I've EVER seen. XD Whoo, and thought Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z was bad enough. >>
Date:April 10th, 2011 04:55 am (UTC)
Great, I never knew this, thanks.