Brain Pain Fanfictions-OW, my head! My eyes!
|millyfan||Aug. 24th, 2004 06:52 pm Cow Ow Ow (Trigun nonstory fic)|
Name of fic, and location where it may be found: "Thinking Cowsure?"
Author's name: Asfaloth5 http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=607895
Characters involved, and any pairing(s): Legato? Maybe?
Warnings: Klang association and just brain-explodiness
Why is the fic so bad?: It is one, you heard me, ONE paragraph that makes no sense! ><
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( The entire thing. I know you're not supposed to do this, but this is a short sample, and it will be deleted soon anywayCollapse )
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|elvenmoon||Aug. 23rd, 2004 12:06 am Slayers PAIN...|
Characters involved: Zel and the normal cast, his daughter and Lina and Gourry's son... you read right...
What It Is About: Basically Zelgadis comes back from his travels only to find he has a daughter
Pairing(s): Lina/Gourry, Amelia/Zelgadis
Reasons: Almost comical spelling errors ("kneed" for need, etc.), makes little sense, everyone is out of character, overuse of exclamation points and pretty much everything else
( Father and daughter moment... someone please beat me to deathCollapse )
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|sapphire17||Aug. 22nd, 2004 09:57 pm Too Many Great Fandoms Crappified...|
Title: When Anime Come Together To Destroy A Sew Mistress
Fandom(s): Inuyasha, Fushigi Yuugi, Trigun, Soul Caliber 2, Card Captor Sakura, and Tekken
Characters Involved: Too many... I’m not too familiar with some of these series, but I’m sure Sesshoumaru, Kagome, Yue, Jin Kazama, Hwoarang, Max, Kilik, Tasuki, Chichiri, Vash, Wolfwood, and Sakura, I believe. [I don’t know several of these series, so the names may be spelled wrong, since they are in the fandoms I DO know half the time...]
Pairing(s): Too many, again. Sesshoumaru/Kagome/Yue, Hwoarang/Jin, Kilik/Max, Vash/Wolfwood, Tasuki/Chichiri
Warnings: Shounen-ai [nothing graphic at all], horrible, horrible writing.
Reasons Why: Horrid OOC-ness, makes NO sense at ALL, and THE worse spelling/grammar usage I have ever seen in a fic. Random things are capitalized, names are misspelled, and it’s Hwoarang, not Hworang. The number of ‘s’s in Sesshoumaru’s name seems to periodically change, too. I’ll take this point to state I am a fan of yaoi, yuri, and hentai like, so I did not pick this fic just for being yaoi. It just sucks.
( The Airplane to heck, I presumeCollapse )
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|elvenmoon||Aug. 16th, 2004 10:24 pm Jimmy Neutron at 17 ain't pretty... in fact, it hurts...|
Title: Seven Doors
Author: CuriousGorge33 [Gorge? Do I want to know?]
Fandom: Jimmy Neutron
Characters involved: Jimmy, Carl, Libby, Sheen, Cindy
Pairing(s): Cindy/Jimmy? Libby/Sheen? My head hurts so I'm not sure...
Warnings: Hope you like pain
Reasons: Hard to read, no quotation marks to be seen, and confusing as hell...
( Neutron... of the FUTURE!Collapse )
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Current Music: Something from Kaitou Saint Tail...
|kagata||Aug. 16th, 2004 04:10 pm what|
Fiction: Vash VS Legato ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2016915/1/ )
Author's name: VashTheHumanoidTyphoon (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=633017 )
Characters: Vash and Legato
Warnings: The author rates it "PG-13" but that's a huge over-statement.
Why is the fic so bad?: Did Legato ask for a draw or was that Vash? Are the characters suddenly speaking telepathically? I have no clue about half of the things happening in this fanfiction. The "battle" these two have is not only dull and short but pointless.
Not to forget how first-grader some of the sentences sound. "Vash was walking through Augusta. He was looking for Legato. It was empty." Ahh... the good ol' days of first grade where sentences such as those were accepted.
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( Wow, just wow.Collapse )
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|millyfan||Aug. 15th, 2004 07:58 pm More random Trigun songfic nonsense. This is humor?|
Name of fic, and location where it may be found: "All Star Gung Ho Gun style" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2012875/1/
Author's name: sHort pnay cheerleaduh http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=611025
Fandom: Trigun why oh why is it such a target for this random silliness? The humor was gone by episode 12. . .*headdesk*
Characters involved, and any pairing(s): All of the Gung Ho Guns except for Monev, E.G. Mine, Hoppered, Leonof, and Elendira
Warnings: Mild language, references to sex and possibly MidvalleyxZazie, and massive OOC stupidity
Why is the fic so bad?: Altered songfic, script format, sugar high nonsense, and everyone's OOC. Also, it's misrated: it should be at least a PG.
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( BBQ!Collapse )
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|millyfan||Aug. 11th, 2004 06:12 pm Yes, more absolutely unfunny and OOC Trigun "humor." Sporks and BBQTOMATOES provided free of charge!|
Name of fic, and location where it may be found: "Vash and Kniveslife is hell" (the "author's" spelling, not mine) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1906107/1/
Author's name: kitsune-of-dark-flame http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=510304
Characters involved, and any pairing(s): Vash and Knives, pairing is slight hinted VxM
Warnings: Massive stupidity, mild language, and massive OOC
Why is the fic so bad?: Maybe it's the spelling that shows the writer never paid attention in school or bothered to use spellcheck. Maybe it's the unfunny "sugar high" humor making yet another appearance. Maybe it's the massive OOCness. Most likely, it is all of these factors congealing into one big, painful mess. Ouch.
*spork spork stab BBQ*
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|inikosuebash||Aug. 5th, 2004 09:49 am While several reviewers pointed out the fic's stupidity, I still felt it needed a proper sporking.|
Title: Miss Congeniality with a different ending...
Could you get any more obvious?
Author's name: Dancing Swan Anyone up for barbecued bird?
Fandom: Miss Congeniality. Dearie Me.
Characters involved: Gracie, Cheryl, Eric, Victor, Stan, and 'Man dressed in red'.
Warnings: A quick mention of Cheryl getting blown up with the crown. That's the different ending.
Reasons: First, it's in script format. Second, the author was so lazy they wouldn't type the characters' full names, using only an initial. Third, it's utter stupidity, and just plain idiotic. All the characters are made dumber than a walnut.
( As much as I hate to believe this, Eric actually shouts 'OMG!'.Collapse )
We will allow a moment of silence for the death of another fandom. Then, prepare to spork.
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|millyfan||Aug. 7th, 2004 01:52 am Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Stop throwing your kiddie stuff into Trigun! Now! (More unfunny humor)|
Name of fic, and location where it may be found: Tribop: Volume 1 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2000860/1/
Author's name: Meryl Stryfe http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=632265
Fandom: nottheplaceforyourrandomnonsense Trigun
Characters involved, and any pairing(s): For the first chapter, Milly and Wolfwood (*spork* It's almost *impossible* to make Milly so OOC that it's painful, simply because she's such a multifaceted character, and almost anything from deep angst to bubbleheaded silliness can be IC for her. However, focusing on one facet of her character is a way to make her that OOC, and it's done here, IMHO.)
Warnings: Massive stupidity.
Why is the fic so bad?: It's a horrible hybrid of songfic and humor/parody replete with bad spelling and sugar-high "humor." MSkyDragons is an author on ff.net who actually writes funny song parodies, so it *can* technically be done, but this one falls far short of those funny fics. It's not funny.
Post a short segment of the story: ( If this is humor, I'm ShakespeareCollapse )
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